Percy: Hermes seems even more stressed out now than he did when tariffs were the most relevant issue.
Apollo: He does?
Hermes, crashed out on the couch: WHY!!!!!!!!
Apollo: Ah, yes, it makes sense. Part of his job is to handle diplomatic issues.
Hermes: Why would you try to make an enemy out of EVERY SINGLE ALLY YOU HAVE, if you’re worrying about SAFETY?!?!?! America do not need to own Greenland!
Percy: He’s not gonna leave our couch anytime soon, is he?
Apollo: No, probably not. But on a different note, it isn’t often that you see Ulf Kristersson, Magdalena Andersson, and Jimmy Åkesson all agree on something, so there’s one silver lining here…
Percy: …
Apollo: Yeah, I don’t know, I have to try to joke about it, otherwise I’ll cry…










