dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping
Mercury Observations — House Edition 🦋
Mercury in the 9th house are very chaotic when they tell a story. However it tends to be an organized chaos, they include a lot of side plots and additional infos that aren’t necessarily helpful but very fun to listen to.
Mercury in the 12th house love to speak and share things about themselves but only if they feel comfortable. They usually avoid being in a situation with people they don’t feel comfortable having around.
Mercury in the 1st house come across as very dominant in conversations even though that’s just the way they show interest. Every question they ask and everything they say has a lot of power to it.
Mercury in the 2nd house are prone to talking to themselves (both internally or actually physically). They tend to narrate their life in their head more so than actually sharing their thoughts with others.
Mercury in the 11th house enjoy controversial opinions or very niche topics. They tend to be very analytical and logical, however I’ve seen a lot of mercury 11th housers enjoy conspiracy theories, even if they don’t believe in them it’s simply entertaining.
Mercury in the 3rd house is a placement I see in many people who are very cautious about what they share. However if they encounter someone they like and find interesting, they might overshare very personal information.
Mercury in the 8th house wants to be deeply imbedded in their loved ones‘ lives. They want frequent updates, little details and consistent contact. However they tend to withdraw a lot when stressed or overwhelmed/sick.
Mercury in the 5th house might come across as weird. They display their emotions and opinions in a way that can seem very intense and maybe even purposely overstated, even though it’s just their authentic experience.
Mercury in the 10th house doesn’t do well mentally when they have to wait. Yes, they tend to be patient but the patience tends to take a mental toll on them if it’s something they are expected to exercise over an extended period of time.
Mercury in the 6th house tends to be seen as someone others can easily confide in. They are very calm and collected in times of crisis and turmoil and can keep a secret.
Mercury in the 4th house can come across as “too much“. Every message they send, everything they say has a bit more to it, you have to learn to read between the lines. Because of that, they tend to interpret too much into communication with other people.
Mercury in the 7th house can get very emotionally attached through communication. Yes, they care a lot about actions that match words but love letters, sweet messages, promises really get to them.
my daily affirmation as an author
Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!
mb of the day tuesday 13th of january, 2026
