How amazing is it to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.
Nina LaCour
*At the Uchiha compound, after a village meeting*
Madara: … and I just can’t believe you sometimes, little brother! How could you pull such a stunt like that, and in front of the town council!
Izuna: *shrugs* What? You told me to behave myself, you told me to get along with Tobirama for the sake of establishing alliances, and I did that!
Madara: I didn’t mean for you to … to kiss the bastard! I’m certain a handshake would have sufficed!
Izuna: That wasn’t my fault! I got joustled into him! It was purely accidental!
Madara: Accidental? With your lips puckered and your arms going around his neck? Please explain to me how one “accidentally” kisses someone else??
Izuna: The same way one accidentally sleeps with someone, then accidentally marries them, then accidentally has babies with them. Eh, you’ll see for yourself in the coming weeks, big brother. *leaves, whistling*
Madara:
It's okay if I'm not your favorite chapter you have written, but I hope you sometimes smile when you flip back to the pages I was still apart of.
Unknown
[January 1st]
Dick: New year, new me!
[January 2nd]
Dick: I'm back on my bullshit.