so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?
feeling real grateful for having the cognitive ability to consciously arrange colors and lines to represent objects and/or ideas rn
ALT
In the dark times Will there also be singing? Yes, there will also be singing About the dark times.
Motto by Bertolt Brech
Kon: You must get a lot of people flirting with you, Tim.
Tim: I don't think so.
Kon: But you're cute and smart. Maybe you're getting hit on and don't even know it.
Tim: Do you think so?
Kon: ... I'm pretty sure that's what happening.
Värmland, Sweden (January 21, 2017).
Random enemy: I thought we told you not to bring any backup.
Tim: I didn't.
Random enemy: Then who's that behind you?
Tim: Oh him? He's not backup. He's like a trophy boyfriend. I bring him along on dangerous negotiations so he can see how awesome I am.
Kon: *waves hi from behind tim's back*
Babylon 5 S2.22 'The Fall of Night'
What I think of you based on your favorite King Pt 2
Beelzebub
- You like brainrot and probably have a meme folder
- Yapper if its about stuff you like
- Spacing out in class or at work
- LOVE FOOOOOD or cooking
- Def freaky 😏
- Can't stay in one place
- Finds everything funny
- Kinda dramatic
- When your serious or upset though.. watch out
- Dom cause why wouldn't you wanna top him.
- That one person who's broke but looks rich
You probably thought about eating food off his body at least once right?
Belphegor
- (Alright this one already is a pet peeve of mine) You sleep too damn much
- You'll get someone else to do stuff for you whenever possible so you can stay in bed
- Kids begone
- Dom (He's literally going to make you)
- Probably an Otaku
- Doesn't like tight clothes much
- Always late to the hangout
- Disappears to the bathroom at work 46,000 times
- Bro sleeps so much idk what to say
Have fun with your sleeping beauty