S4 Police: We are looking for Chrissy’s murderer and we have a suspect in mind. We just haven’t found him yet because we’re one tiny police force and also we aren’t going to say it’s a Satanic murder.
Jason the High School Senior: I’m so mad that you won’t say it’s a Satanic murder and that you are kind of slow that I’ll rustle up a vigilante mob about it!
The S5 US Government: We are going to lock you in your town and force you to submit to medical examinations and shoot you if you try to escape and not really do anything to help with the economic upheaval.
The Population of Hawkins: K.



