S4 Police: We are looking for Chrissy’s murderer and we have a suspect in mind. We just haven’t found him yet because we’re one tiny police force and also we aren’t going to say it’s a Satanic murder.

Jason the High School Senior: I’m so mad that you won’t say it’s a Satanic murder and that you are kind of slow that I’ll rustle up a vigilante mob about it!

The S5 US Government: We are going to lock you in your town and force you to submit to medical examinations and shoot you if you try to escape and not really do anything to help with the economic upheaval.

The Population of Hawkins: K.

Unironically I think the early to mid 20s age group in America has unbelievably bad consent boundaries on all levels and so much language to defend it but this makes me sound like elon musk if I say it however the commonality of someone who will be like “I had 47 panic attacks and it’s your fault” if you tell them no is insane

Girls, Girls, Girls (2001)

things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:

• the city of los angeles
• the city of new york
• sex
• how drinking alcohol works
• how getting high works
• how a child of any age speaks
• how nuclear physics work
• how [my job] works
• how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is
• how hypothermia works

things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:

• what french toast is

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

Wait for someone who love you differently. One who can see the fire in your soul, and the child in your laugh, and the ocean in your heart.

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