Percy: Hermes seems even more stressed out now than he did when tariffs were the most relevant issue.

Apollo: He does?

Hermes, crashed out on the couch: WHY!!!!!!!!

Apollo: Ah, yes, it makes sense. Part of his job is to handle diplomatic issues.

Hermes: Why would you try to make an enemy out of EVERY SINGLE ALLY YOU HAVE, if you’re worrying about SAFETY?!?!?! America do not need to own Greenland!

Percy: He’s not gonna leave our couch anytime soon, is he?

Apollo: No, probably not. But on a different note, it isn’t often that you see Ulf Kristersson, Magdalena Andersson, and Jimmy Åkesson all agree on something, so there’s one silver lining here…

Percy: …

Apollo: Yeah, I don’t know, I have to try to joke about it, otherwise I’ll cry…

details of Skating cape, 1898–99. The MET.

unsplash.com

Tuscany, Italy

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

peak dynamic in my opinion

current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like "oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleached pigments of stolen statuary (tumblr knows what im talking about)—gimme 30 seconds to look up the name."

5 minutes and 3 search-engines later i am crying tears of blood screaming spitting blubbering in despair as my grandma attempts to digitally pat me consolingly on the back. the library of alexandria didn't burn it was "restructured" to "increase shareholder profits"